Set of 9 buttons full of your favorite sarcastic quotes! Show everyone your dark sense of humor!
-Bad decisions make good stories
-I'm your ray of fucking sunshine
-My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity
-In my defense, I was left unsupervised
-But did you die?
-That's a terrible idea, when do we start?
-I'm not totally useless I can be used as a bad example
- If found dead: Delete my browser history