Infernal Alchemy Crew Socks

Next time you're forced to emerge from your lair, mix up some black magic with Infernal Alchemy socks. It's easier to feel you're in control of your reality while adorned with alchemical symbols, representing the elements as well as the philosophy of the alchemist. The outer calf features the Eye of Providence within a hexagram, surrounded by the dual ouroboros — a dragon and skeletal serpent eating each other's tails, signifying the cycle of death and rebirth that alchemists sought to escape from, just like we all want to escape the daily grind. The moral of the story is that when life gives you boring-ass elements like lead, turn it into gold. It's just like lemons and lemonade only not except they're both kind of yellow.